I Am So Totally Pregnant

February 25, 2010

Some reasons why I am so totally pregnant:

1.) NO prementrual symptoms. No breast tenderness. No cramps.

2.) My temps have been at ovulatory levels for two days. Is that a word? Ovulatory?

3.) And I keep having these little twinges on both sides of my ute. Nice little, strong little twinges. Three of them.

Must be triplets.

Good thing I dont have any pregnancy tests in the house; I can stay so totally pregnant for another couple of days.