Bottom of the 9th, Bases Loaded

May 12, 2010

This month’s baby present — this month’s baby bribe, offering, shiny trinket from the physical world —  is an Orioles T-shirt. Specifically, the one that Wifebian bought at the game the day before we got married. I wore it last night over my regular pajamas to very cute effect.

What I’m trying to say with this t-shirt is this that month’s baby spirit on high might like to know that it won’t grow up down here. Also, I’m mixing metaphors, since this is our Hail Mary insemination, our last chance to go for the gold. And while I am at it, what with all the sports, I will even open my heart as wide open as possible to a boy during this insemination. (Om shanti boy shanti.)

So, if youre a baby spirit out there — boy or girl — and youre interested in two mothers, one of whom is going to be a little more weepy than the other, and you wouldnt mind growing up in BALTIMORE, I have a shirt for you. A very, very orange shirt.

Come claim your shirt.


4 Responses to “Bottom of the 9th, Bases Loaded”

  1. Angie said

    I’m singing some “Orioles Magic” for you and wifebian.

  2. N said

    What baby wouldn’t want to grow up in Bawlmer?

  3. MamaDeux said

    Come on Baltimore baby! I love the image of you in that shirt. And the title of this post.

  4. liberationtheory said


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