Got Tagged

March 28, 2010

1.) My best pet was a tarantula named Rosie

2.) The cast of Who’s the Boss is an exact replica of my nuclear family

3.) I only applied to one college

4.) This one time in New Orleans, I tipped a stripper because she danced to a Cramps song, made out with her at the bar, agreed to meet up with her after work but then called her from the bathroom of a nightclub two doors down to break our date so I could go home with a law student from Tulane

5.) According to the achievement test administered to me by my now-wife when she was in graduate school, I can only perform math at a 5th grade level

6.) When he was in the 3rd grade, my father was hit by a car, rushed to the hospital and discovered to have bone cancer

7.) I’ve kept a diary since I was 11

8. ) I was in a production of the Vagina Monologues with Eve Ensler

9.) I was once fired from a hot dog stand for organizing oppressed workers, then I called the newspaper and they took the story. (OK. Fine. I called the gossip columnist and she took the tip.)

10.) I’ve spent the night in a domestic violence shelter as a client

I’m not going to tag anyone because I am lazy and self-absorbed; Luckily my friend at Love Invents Us is not.

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2 Responses to “Got Tagged”

  1. Nicole said

    Huh, I wonder if there’s ever been an organizing drive for hot dog vendors. You were clearly a pioneer!

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